Andrews University has quite a few water fountains on campus. I have been tasked with ranking these water fountains on three criteria, the total allotment towards each category which will add up to a total of 10 points. I will award up to three points for aesthetic/visual appeal, up to three points for convenience, and up to four points for taste. For reference, a 1 on this scale is equivalent to the St. Joseph River, and a 10 on this scale is the Living Water that is Jesus Christ. So, keep reading if you want to know which fountains to drink out of and which to avoid.